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May 27, 2020 18:14:24 GMT
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Post by welshteddy on May 27, 2020 18:14:24 GMT
🤣🤣 brilliant
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Post by goodlookingone on May 27, 2020 18:29:25 GMT
😂😂😂 A man gets home early from work and catches his wife in bed with another man... The husband challenges the other man to an old fashioned duel with his hand guns, whoever manages to shoot first and kill the other gets his wife. The other man agrees, so they go into another room so the wife doesn't have to see it. Once in the other room, the husband turns to the other man and says: "Why should either of us have to die? We will both fire a shot into the air and lay on the ground as if we're dead, when she comes in she will see our 'lifeless' bodies and rush to one of us, whoever she chooses can have her." The other man agrees again, so they fire into the air and collapse. The wife throws the door open and peers down at the two men, then backs out of the room and calls out: "Darling, you can come out! They're both dead!" Steve... Was this the Bloke Who came home from work and told his wife about the Local Story that He had heard on the train home from work.
"Here" . He said, "They were talking about the Milkman, Seems He's Ravaged every Housewife in this street ... Except one" and smilled at his wife, Lovingly.
She went into Thoughtful mode , returned the smile, and said, "I bet it was that snooty woman in No 29"
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steve
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Post by steve on May 27, 2020 19:20:15 GMT
Did anyone see that programme the other night about that fella who was worth £130 million?
He started off with £100 and bought a garden shed, decorated it, sold it, then he bought two more garden sheds, decorated them, sold them, then bought 4 more garden sheds, decorated them, sold them, then bought 8 more garden sheds, then his uncle died and left him £130 million in his will...
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Post by goodlookingone on May 28, 2020 18:11:52 GMT
Did anyone see that programme the other night about that fella who was worth £130 million? He started off with £100 and bought a garden shed, decorated it, sold it, then he bought two more garden sheds, decorated them, sold them, then bought 4 more garden sheds, decorated them, sold them, then bought 8 more garden sheds, then his uncle died and left him £130 million in his will... Wills... My Will is more of a Wont It Starts: I being of sound mind; Spent it.
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steve
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Post by steve on May 31, 2020 6:30:48 GMT
Studies have shown that cows will produce more milk if the farmer talks to them;
It's a case of in one ear out the udder!
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steve
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Post by steve on May 31, 2020 18:47:28 GMT
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid away for repair.
I've heard nothing since!
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Jun 6, 2020 16:53:13 GMT
Post by Mermaid on Jun 6, 2020 16:53:13 GMT
No comments.
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steve
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Post by steve on Jun 6, 2020 18:46:12 GMT
I threw some butter from the upstairs window earlier
And shouted look at that butter fly
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Post by steve on Jun 7, 2020 12:30:17 GMT
A clown opened a door for me earlier.
I thought what a nice jester 😁
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Post by Mermaid on Jun 7, 2020 21:36:34 GMT
We're groaning.
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Jun 8, 2020 15:55:59 GMT
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Post by Anna Key on Jun 8, 2020 15:55:59 GMT
A clown opened a door for me earlier. I thought what a nice jester 😁 You channeling Tim Vine Steve 🤣😂🤣 |
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Post by steve on Jun 14, 2020 6:58:38 GMT
Isn't Ebay a wonderful thing.
I've sold the same homing pigeon eight times now
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Jun 14, 2020 16:52:14 GMT
Post by Mermaid on Jun 14, 2020 16:52:14 GMT
Hmm.
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steve
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Post by steve on Jun 14, 2020 19:37:52 GMT
I'm selling some racing geese.
If anyone would like a quick gander
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Post by Mermaid on Jun 15, 2020 7:37:23 GMT
Are you going to stop and put on a show when you're working? With a tin for people to put coins in?
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