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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2018 11:48:33 GMT
The place for people who don't want to talk about cheese.
So as I was saying, before I was interrupted.
What other leisure equipment do we need in here. REMEMBER, above all it must be silent.
So far we have One-armed bandits, which have had all of their insides ripped out and juke-boxes, which don't have amplifiers or loud-speakers.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2018 15:24:53 GMT
A game of rubber-darts, with a completely rubber dart-board and completely rubber darts.
We don't want none of that there noise of darts hitting the dart board.
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Post by Mermaid on Sept 9, 2018 15:37:46 GMT
Judith and I will do synchronised knitting.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2018 15:46:05 GMT
Judith and I will do synchronised knitting.
Can you both use rubber needles? We don't want click-click-click keeping members from their gentle snoozes. |
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Post by Mermaid on Sept 9, 2018 16:34:51 GMT
Mine are birch wood, made in California. Very quiet.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2018 17:21:44 GMT
Mine are birch wood, made in California. Very quiet. No. The keyword here, is Silent. You may have to go and sit in one of the corner alcoves with birch wood. Or perhaps have the needles fitted with silencers. |
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Post by Mermaid on Sept 9, 2018 17:31:03 GMT
I can't hear them.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2018 18:13:31 GMT
Bears have fairly acute hearing. Your hearing must be much poorer, hidden under all of that hair as in your avatar
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Post by Mermaid on Sept 9, 2018 21:13:53 GMT
I didn't design the avatar.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2018 1:35:31 GMT
I did.
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Post by Mermaid on Sept 10, 2018 8:09:29 GMT
That's why I pointed it out. If I can't hear, it's your fault.
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Post by goodlookingone on Sept 10, 2018 8:57:01 GMT
On Saturday I was in the Library, trying to use their pooter (My doesn't "do" Adobe, whatever that is - cot me £6.30 for printing) but couldn't concentrate - a constant clicking of women with knitting Ladies attacking quantities of Balls-of-wool. I don't think it should be allowed - Their group included a woman doing Crot-ech-ing. Virtually silent.
There used to be irate Librarians demanding Silence.
... should I be in the Complaints thread? If I'm in the wrong place I will Complain.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2018 13:55:27 GMT
On Saturday I was in the Library, trying to use their pooter (My doesn't "do" Adobe, whatever that is - cot me £6.30 for printing) but couldn't concentrate - a constant clicking of women with knitting Ladies attacking quantities of Balls-of-wool. I don't think it should be allowed - Their group included a woman doing Crot-ech-ing. Virtually silent. There used to be irate Librarians demanding Silence. ... should I be in the Complaints thread? If I'm in the wrong place I will Complain. Personally, I'd confine all knitters, to padded cells - padded so we couldn't hear them at all.  I blame it on when Joan Hickson was playing Miss Marple. She was always knitting... Click. Click. Click. A perishing nuisance. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2018 13:57:36 GMT
That's why I pointed it out. If I can't hear, it's your fault. So get your 'air cut. Sassin' Frassin' Rassin' mermaids. |
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Post by Mermaid on Sept 10, 2018 14:53:51 GMT
I had it cut last week. 2" off. It was getting very raggy at the ends. All nice and neat now.
So there!
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