Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2019 18:28:14 GMT
Why has all mention of Lakey Hill vanished from TA.?
Would it perhaps have anything to do with Helen, who back in the early summer had another one of her regular mental aberrations, during the course of which, she viciously and sadistically, stabbed to death, Joe Grundy?
Of course the whole of the massed clans of Archers, rallied around and worked out that the only way to stop Helen being found out, arrested and banged-up, in The Jack Woolley Hospital for the Criminally Insane for the disgusting and perverted injuries she carried out during her frenzied knife attack on Joe. Was to collectively stop anybody living in Ambridge from mentioning Joe and/or Lakey Hill.
This was made easier when Peggy a former director of the BCCI . Used a large sum of her unexplained wealth, to bribe all and sundry. to keep away from Lakey Hill.
Why Lakey Hill you ask? For it was on that hill that the cadaver of Joe was to be left exposed to the elements for passing foxes and badgers to dispose of.
Could this be the reason, no mention of Joe has been made for weeks now?
In the next part, we will look at the peculiar coincidence of the blessed Shula's sudden decision to become Ambridge's very own answer to The Vicar of Dribbly. Is this so that in the probable few weeks it will take for Shula's ordination and probably sanctification, any skeletal remains of Joe, will be able to be given a Christian burial? This has to be done since next year - a leap year - a local virgin is due to be sacrificed and burnt at the stake on Lakey Hill. An event which often attracts tourists.
Also. Why Fallon is so enthusiastic about volunteering her police-cadet husband for the next Wicker-Man Festival